NoLunch4USorry Minecraft Servers

NoLunch4USorry Minecraft Servers

  • NoLunch4USorry

    NoLunch4USorry
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1805
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of entitled players demanding free lunch on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any hangry gamers! Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be guilt-tripped into buying food for strangers in the virtual world. Our community is all about sharing resources and working together without any lunchtime drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic creations without the pressure of being the server’s personal chef!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP

    Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7079
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    – We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!

    – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!

    – We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tora Dora Minecraft Server

    Tora Dora Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6833
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trees are taller than your hopes and dreams! Join us in the Taiga biome for a wild adventure filled with pixelated pandas, mischievous wolves, and the occasional yeti sighting (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

    If you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against hordes of zombie villagers, skeleton archers, and the dreaded Creeper King. Defeat them all and claim the treasure that awaits at the end – but beware, the treasure may come with a curse (or a really bad joke).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Taiga and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep in the forest… disco creepers included.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838

    Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6481
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Potions Brewed: 34 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4689 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the power of White male supremacy in the most outrageous way possible! Our server, known as /BLEACHED/, is like no other as we proudly display the Queen of Hearts symbol to signify our exclusive club for White men only.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and mining, it’s about embracing the true essence of raceplay in Minecraft. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (in the game, of course).

    Join us for a White Christmas like no other, where the snow is whiter, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, they’re still pretty creepy. So grab your pickaxe, put on your Queen of Hearts tattoo, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you’re not a White man, you might want to steer clear of this server. It’s not for the faint of heart (or Jack of Hearts, for that matter).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chunky Taco Minecraft Server

    Chunky Taco Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3086
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Votes: 7926 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your love life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we make sleeping next to your ex-boyfriend look tame. Join us and you’ll have access to exclusive nudes of fat, slutty Latina bitches – because who needs loyalty when you have pixels to play with? Come for the blocks, stay for the drama. Just don’t tell your wife about it…

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2136
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

    But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Seething at Us Minecraft Server

    Seething at Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1662
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.

    So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Voluminous Minecraft SMP

    The Voluminous Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2283
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 759
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Runes Activated: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    TOPBB.MCMCMC.RU

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Never-BAU Minecraft Server

    Never-BAU Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3267
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Votes: 2212

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with boring old BAU BAU crap in your everyday life? Say goodbye to that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can escape the BAU BAU drama once and for all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless possibilities. So why wait? Join now and leave those suckers behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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