NoLonelyHomesAllowed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	271	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

challenging beliefs, Character development, compassion, Empathy, facing failure, gaining wisdom, Gratitude, Humblecraft, HumbleHumbling, humbling experience, humility, inner strength, introspection, learning from mistakes, life changing events, life lessons, overcoming ego, personal growth, perspective shift, self reflection, smp, transformative moments, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1394
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

BlockyLoveLessons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1227	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

GazaPrideCraft

1 million, activism, Community, donation, equality, fundraising, gaza, GazaPrideCraft, group, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love, MIDDLE EAST, offers, Peace, pride parade, solidarity, Support, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!