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NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

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HealCraftX-Men

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Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.

You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.

So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

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CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

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SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!

COMING SOON

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Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

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Server Name Bloom SMP

IP Address play.bloomsmp.net

Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

Features:
- Anti griefing
- Cross play
- A welcoming community
- An active Discord
- A friendly staff team
- Regular events
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
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RichCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

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PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

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InheritanceCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!

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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Imagine getting paid $500 every day just for playing Minecraft on our server! That’s right, we’re so rich and generous that we’re practically throwing money at you to join us.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual cash, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures like flying pigs and zombie unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be getting paid to have the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and start living the dream!

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LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉

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SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

Features:

Website:

Discord:

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

2. Is the server modded?

3. How can I join the server?

4. Are there regular events on the server?

5. How can I contact the staff team?

RichCraft Minecraft Server

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

InheritanceCraft

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21