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CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

Anon, basement, Computer, creepycraft, cretins, feminized, final warning, Game, lil dick, location, Mods, Mouth, nolife, rags to riches, Rants, rapper reaper, Scared, shooters, streets, try me, wagie, Warning, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

NoLife

nolife, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	8833
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Potions Brewed:	163

Welcome to Nolife SMP – a server that provides the perfect escape from the frustrating world of pay-to-win servers. Our server is designed to be fair, fun, and free from moderators who abuse their powers. We’re a hermitcraft-based server, which focuses on economy and big builds. We Also have some Everyday life improvements, Such as SleepEasy And Dynmap We are open to suggestions

Join now https://discord.gg/2uFYmukSfT

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Olympus MC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, skyblock cracked customized island farm minions job system economy adventure friends experience balanced unique visit play server effort pleased long time low effort

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

!!CRACKED SERVER!! (use /register,/login)

play.mc-olympus.com

Myth Network

Adventure, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Exploration, floating island, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Myth Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Resources, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Training

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Welcome to Myth, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a world full of exciting modalities designed to challenge your skills and spark your creativity. On our server, we offer a variety of modalities for all tastes. Are you a brave warrior? Join our “LifeSteal” mode and face epic battles where every hit counts. Do you prefer to explore and build? Our “Survival” mode offers you the opportunity to create your own home in a vast and dangerous world. For those looking for unique challenges… We offer “SkyBlock”, where you will have to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Are you a Pokémon fan? Then you’ll love our “Pixelmon” mode, where you can catch, train and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a world full of surprises. But that’s not all, our server is constantly evolving! We are currently working on an exciting “RPG” mode that will immerse you in an epic story full of mysteries and adventures. Join us and be part of an active and friendly community, where fun and camaraderie are our priority. We hope to see you soon on our Minecraft server!

rpgmyth.net

/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anons, Anonymity, art, Beloved, BIZARRE, Board, Community, controversial, CRAZE, culture, discussion, History, imageboard, internet corner, internet culture, Loneliness, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, Server, Story, Unique

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.

CraftyFag Minecraft Server

action figures, anime figures, anime merchandise, Buyfag, collectible figures, CraftyFag, figure accessories, figure buying guide, figure collecting, figure collecting community, figure collecting tips, figure customization, figure display, figure maintenance, figure photography, figure stands, figure storage, Figures, figurines, manga figures, Minecraft, Server, toy figures

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5408

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more diamonds).

But be warned, the diamond llama is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t worry though, we have a secret weapon to help you defeat them – enchanted bacon swords!

Once you’ve conquered the diamond llama and claimed your wishes, you can relax in our luxury spa made entirely out of emerald blocks. Yes, you heard that right, EMERALD BLOCKS!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously absurd adventures begin!

MCIlluminations

1:1 Scale, behind the scenes, care, Earth, Enjoy, enviroment, family friendly, fan built, guest, MAGICAL, magical moments, MCIlluminations, meticulous detail, Minecraft, minecraft server, MOMENTS, Realistic, realistic experience., Recreations, Roleplay, tacctics, theme park recreations, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

What is MCIlluminations? MCIlluminations is a Minecraft server known for having the most 1:1 scale theme park recreations in all of Minecraft. We are deciated to a family friendly enviroment and making magical moments for each individual guest. We spend hundreds of hours on our fan built recreations with meticulous detail and care. Every detail from behind the scenes to every tiny detail has been replicated using many tacctics to create a realistic experience for those looking to enjoy. We hope to see you around!

Play.MCIlluminations.net

4ChanCraft Minecraft Server

2013, 4chan, 4chanCraft, anonymous posting, Countries, digital archives, digital interaction, discussion boards, forum users, global communication, Int, internet culture, internet history, message boards, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online conversations, online forums, Posting, Server, social media, virtual communities

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much).

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where memes come to life and the only limit is your imagination. Build a house made entirely of TNT, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Earth’s Most Overrated Minecraft Server

advertising, Anime, cubicle life, dystopian hellscape, Earths, Irrelevant, lackluster history, Minecraft, neon lighting, Overrated, overrated country, perpetual loneliness, Philippines, Server, small apartments, stolen inventions, western gibs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.

Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Neoh City

Adventure, Clans, commands, community-driven, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gods, MCMMO, multiplayer, Mythology, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, RPG, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Neoh City: Where Legends Come to Life

️Four Regions, Four Gods Step into the shoes of an adventurer in a world divided into four mystical regions: the fiery depths of the Nether, the vast Plains of Earth, the mysterious Oceans and the enigmatic The End. Each region is guarded by a divine entity, bringing balance and challenges to those who dare to explore.

Clans, Friendships and Enmities Choose your side and join one of the four fundamental clans, each devoted to one of the protective gods. Create your fortress, participate in epic fights and earn your place in the hall of fame.

Optimized Plugins and Commands We’ve been working hard to make the game better and easier to play. With fun and useful plugins, your adventure will be super fun and easy.

Spawn: The Heart of Neoh Our first smile is like a work of art, created manually by the founders. It’s the beginning of everything, whether it’s a journey or a story.

213.239.198.168:33528

NexusDark: Where your life is a steal in SMP, but we promise it’s only semi-vanilla!

discord server, Join, Life, Minecraft, NexusDark, Players, privacy reasons, Promise, season plugin, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server Community, smp, steal

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP Overview

Description	A small Minecraft server community with 2-3 active players daily.
Features	Season plugin and more
Server Address	Available in the Discord server for privacy reasons
Join Us	Join

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	2-3 players play actively on the server every day.
What plugins does the server have?	We have a season plugin and much more.
Where can I find the server address?	The server address is available in the Discord server for privacy reasons.