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NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9007

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

2028, designer collections, Fashion (Industry), fashion cycle, fashion cycle 2028, fashion predictions, fashion trends, fashion trends 2028, future predictions, Minecraft, runway fashion, seasonal forecast, See you next cycle, smp, style evolution, Top, top is in, trend analysis, trend forecasting, trend projection, trend spotting, upcoming styles

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7492
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

Benefits, career, family time, Happiness, Job, leisure, life change, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, PTO, PTO_Pros, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, time off, travel, vacation time, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mines Excavated:	2528	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Votes:	2910

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

drug abuse, excessive caffeine intake, excessive drinking, fast food, ignoring warning signs, Junk Food, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, not seeking medical help, overworking.., poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-destructive behavior, smoking, stress, sugar consumption, ToxicTrendzMC, unhealthy habits

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ores Mined:	8192
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	406
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	8946
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	3439	Potions Brewed:	52
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.

Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!

Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 6 Minecraft SMP Shrek 7 Minecraft SMP Shrek 8 Minecraft SMP Shrek 9 Minecraft SMP Shrek 11 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	442	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no shrek in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate shrek paradise! We have more shrek than you can handle, from shrek statues to shrek-themed buildings, we’ve got it all. And if that’s not enough, we even have those rare lead-lined McDonald’s shrek cups that you were supposed to return (don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone). Join us for a shrektastic time and let’s make this server the most ogre-the-top one out there! Remember, more shrek equals more fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shrek festivities begin!

InLawlessCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict, custody, daughter’s birthday, Divorce, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family party, graduation party, Grandparents, in-laws, InLawlessCraft, Miscommunication., overreaction, refusal, relationships, Resentment, sister-in-law, Ultimatum

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Imagine a world where your in-laws demand to be invited to every party, but refuse to come if your former sister-in-law is there. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

Celebrate your daughter’s birthday and graduation with two separate parties to keep the peace. But watch out for the drama llama, because your husband might just explode like a creeper when he finds out his parents weren’t invited to the second party.

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, family feuds, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft form? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

BlockyLoveHateHub

advice, BlockyLoveHateHub, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Empathy, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, healthy relationships, Jealousy, loyalty, partner, personal boundaries, relationships, social circles, Support, toxic relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	9084
Ores Mined:	4753	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of dealing with haters trying to rain on your relationship parade? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build a virtual world where your partner is always appreciated and loved, no matter what your so-called “friends” have to say. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical love spell that repels all negativity towards your relationship. So come on, join us and let’s spread the love (and blocks) together!