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NoKidsNoProbzMC

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	6627
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Emeralds Found:	6736

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.aitc.vanillaboxmc.ru

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, DOMINATE, Endless fun, Fast-paced, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, new, PvP, rules, Shopkeepers, Tools, WeCanGoCrying

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

abundance, blissful, Feixiao, general, Guinaifen, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone, Lingsha, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, topaz, worrisome

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

bonus points, Companionship, Connection, feet, foot fetish, friendship, gfs, Intimacy, irl friends, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Pt2, relationships, significant others, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wives

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7819	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Animals Bred:	64
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	2826	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	526

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

CraftyLand

alternative names, Brainstorming, country names, country renaming, CraftyLand, creative thinking, cultural perspectives, fictional countries, geographical names, historical context, hypothetical scenarios, international relations, linguistic influences, naming conventions, naming traditions, national identity, national pride, political implications, renaming countries, world geography

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!