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NoKidsNoProbsMC Minecraft Servers

NoKidsNoProbsMC Minecraft Servers

  • NoKidsNoProbsMC

    NoKidsNoProbsMC
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6993
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsNoProbsMC

    NoKidsNoProbsMC
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8744
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

    SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Zombie Dances: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

    SpermCraft: No Sister Edition
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4159
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Potions Brewed: 33
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7424
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

    Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 3949
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

    omari.falixsrv.me:24069

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

    The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3254
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

    – PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!

    IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern

    144.126.153.174:25765

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

    Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4182
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Description
    Creative Server Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
    Survival SMP (No-Griefing) Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
    Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed) Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

    Server Details

    • IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
    • Version: 1.21

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

    A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /int/Support Minecraft Server

    /int/Support Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 925
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

    KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6848
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Potions Brewed: 34
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Animals Bred: 83
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5091
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 471 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Magic Items Found: 7805 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

    Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

    Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

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  • NoRoom4U

    NoRoom4U
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1626
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

    From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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