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NoKidsNoProbsCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crops Grown:	4703
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

Animated Comedy, animated series, cartoon cars, children’s television, classic animation, Classic Characters, family bonding, family fun, fun for kids, Hanna-Barbera, home entertainment, kids entertainment, Minecraft, nostalgic TV shows, racers, racing adventures, racing competition, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons, Wacky, Wacky Racers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	121	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	5717
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

What are Minecraft servers like AstraMC ?

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Some servers that are similar to AstraMC include: 1. Play.SkyCade.net – Known for its unique mini-games and competitive PvP battles, SkyCade offers a variety of gameplay options for players to enjoy. 2. Play.Hypixel.net – One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide range of mini-games, custom game modes, and a thriving community. 3. Play.TheArchon.net – Known for its factions gameplay and intense PvP battles, The Archon offers a challenging and competitive environment for players. 4. Play.Performium.net – With a focus on survival and building, Performium offers a variety of unique features and events to keep players engaged. 5. Play.MineSuperior.com – Known for its variety of game modes, from survival to creative to mini-games, MineSuperior offers something for every type of player.

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Snowy Fox Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Shirakami Fubuki’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of Fubuki’s adventures in the virtual world.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground fox den filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, Fubuki herself buried a stash of diamonds there after a particularly intense Minecraft session.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into adorable foxes for a limited time. Imagine running around the blocky landscape, causing mischief and mayhem as a sly little fox.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have regular events like the “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice Pack where Fubuki whispers sweet nothings in your ear while you mine for resources. It’s a truly immersive experience that will leave you feeling cozy and content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the FUBUKINGDOM, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mines Excavated:	2070	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?

So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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