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NoKidsNoParty – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1381
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekend plans? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server where kids are not only allowed, they are encouraged to wreak havoc and build epic structures!

Imagine a world where your 7-year-old can create a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, all while you attend a wedding without any guilt or judgment. Our server is the perfect escape from family obligations and societal norms.

Don’t let your niece’s kid-free wedding get you down, join our server and let your child’s creativity run wild. Plus, who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts? Join now and say goodbye to family conflicts, one block at a time!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	597
Ores Mined:	2735	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchantments Applied:	161
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	997273
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2408
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

RedstoneNoob

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crops Grown:	3591	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

TankTasticCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!