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NoKidsNoDiamonds
Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you! -
NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining! -
NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
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NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft Server
NoKidsNoDiamonds, Server, Minecraft, AITA kids children relationship marriage proposal decision lifestyle career fitness future communication compromise love happiness selfish commitment family long term boundariesAre you tired of being pressured to have kids when all you want to do is build your virtual empire in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for child-free gamers like you!Join our server and build your dream world without any pesky little villagers running around, demanding attention and resources. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the importance of focusing on their career, fitness, and lifestyle in-game.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you have to have kids to be happy in Minecraft. Stick to your decision and join our server today! Who needs real-life babies when you can have virtual diamonds and dragons instead? Let’s build a child-free utopia together!
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NoKidsNoDiamonds
Are you tired of spending all your free time NOT playing Minecraft because you don’t have any kids to distract you? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?
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Cheeky Chavs Craft
Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!
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MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.
But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!
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Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!
Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.
But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?
So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
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Blocky B*tches
Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?
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Crafty Goon Squad
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!