NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft Servers

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  • NoKidsNoDiamonds

    NoKidsNoDiamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

    Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft Server

    NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured to have kids when all you want to do is build your virtual empire in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for child-free gamers like you!

    Join our server and build your dream world without any pesky little villagers running around, demanding attention and resources. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the importance of focusing on their career, fitness, and lifestyle in-game.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you have to have kids to be happy in Minecraft. Stick to your decision and join our server today! Who needs real-life babies when you can have virtual diamonds and dragons instead? Let’s build a child-free utopia together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsNoDiamonds

    NoKidsNoDiamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your free time NOT playing Minecraft because you don’t have any kids to distract you? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zero Gravity Gaming

    Zero Gravity Gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Zero Gravity Gaming’s Minecraft Server is a world that’s designed to have a vanilla feel with a few added extras

    This is a multi-world environment, where once you’ve built and mined to your hearts content you can enter a new landscape. A completely different world where it’s always night and there are much harder mobs.

    Zombies that make other zombies, the evil versions of Silverfish and Endermites, Wither Skeletons that are always too close for comfort, a Queen Bee that sends reinforcements if attacked and a truly UnBearable kind of mob that sends you flying as well as so much more.

    Venture out to the far reaches of this world to meet the bosses, powerful mobs that will truly be a challenge unless you are well prepared and equipped with very strong armour, potions and weapons.

    These are tough challenges but the rewards are well worth it, with drops such as Baby Zombie Shoes, custom craftable armour and gemstones that power up your items to make them stronger as well as exclusive armour and weapons from each boss with it’s own abilities to become even stronger.

    All of this plus the following – Free /fly command when the discord is joined – Start with free bread and torches to get you on your way – Lockable chests – Custom Traders

    mc.zerogravitygaming.com.au

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Beyond the Blocks

    Beyond the Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the BtB Network!

    Current game modes: ~ Survival ~ Skyblock

    we intend to release the following game modes: ~ Kit PvP ~ Factions

    theBtB.network

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Endless skyblock

    Endless skyblock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 51.79.98.184:25583

    51.79.98.184:25583

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PvPArenaPLUS

    PvPArenaPLUS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bedwars Alpha! Try out today to test out all the cool features! Skyblock, Skywars, and Capture the Flag all coming soon!

    Try PvP Arena Plus Today!

    PvPArena_PLUS.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Empire Server

    The Empire Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a Minecraft city server with 2 countries! The capitalist Emperial and the socialist New New Ireland. You can choose how you want to live your life and do whatever you want. There is politics, guns, drugs, wars and so much great stuff to do.

    158.69.25.122:25582

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP