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NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	986855
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4958
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crops Grown:	8246	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft Server

AITA kids children relationship marriage proposal decision lifestyle career fitness future communication compromise love happiness selfish commitment family long term boundaries, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	121
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being pressured to have kids when all you want to do is build your virtual empire in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for child-free gamers like you!

Join our server and build your dream world without any pesky little villagers running around, demanding attention and resources. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the importance of focusing on their career, fitness, and lifestyle in-game.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you have to have kids to be happy in Minecraft. Stick to your decision and join our server today! Who needs real-life babies when you can have virtual diamonds and dragons instead? Let’s build a child-free utopia together!

NoKidsNoDiamonds

aging alone, Childless, emotional fulfillment, empty nest syndrome, family dynamics, financial burden, infertility, ISOLATION, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health, missed milestones, negative aspects, NoKidsNoDiamonds, not having children, regret, self worth, social stigma, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of spending all your free time NOT playing Minecraft because you don’t have any kids to distract you? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?

MissileCraft Server: Tokyo Replenish!

Ambassador, arms control, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, military alliance, military support, missile defense, missile inventory, MissileCraft, national security, Replenish, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, TOKYO, US

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the US ambassador to Japan is actually a secret agent trying to replenish the missile inventory by mining for diamonds! we got crazy missions like infiltrating enemy bases and building secret underground bunkers to hide from the creepers. also, rumor has it that the ambassador is actually a skilled redstone engineer who can create epic traps and contraptions to protect our precious resources. so come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

WagnerCraft: Bakhmut Battle LOL

bakhmut, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties confirmed, Combat, Conflict, conflict zone, deaths, investigation, lol, media investigation, Mercenaries, Military, military operation, russia, Russian mercenaries, SECURITY, soldiers, Ukraine, Wagner mercenaries, WagnerCraft, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5057	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where nearly 20,000 Wagner mercenaries died taking Bakhmut? Like, what even is that?! But yo, if you wanna join a server that’s so lit that even media investigations are confirming its awesomeness, then you gotta join us! We got mobs that’ll make you question your sanity, and PVP battles that’ll make you scream like a banshee. Plus, our community is so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

GrapeRaisinCraft

antioxidants, different, dried fruit, fiber, Flavors, Fruit, Grape processing, Grape production, Grape variety, GrapeRaisinCraft, GRAPES, Healthy snack, Natural sweetness, nutrition, raisins, same, Seedless grapes, snack, SWEET, Vineyard, VITAMINS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

u ever wonder why grapes and raisins taste different but are actually the same fruit? well, that’s the kind of mind-bending stuff u can expect on this minecraft server. we got crazy theories, wild conspiracies, and a whole lot of laughs. join us and u’ll be questioning everything u thought u knew about fruit and maybe even life itself. plus, we have a secret underground grape farm where u can harvest your own raisins and maybe even discover the truth behind this fruity mystery. come for the minecraft, stay for the mind-blowing revelations.

QuantumCraft: DNA Server

biology, computational biology, computational genetics, Dna, genetic algorithms, genetic code, genetics, information processing, innovation, Molecular biology, Principles, quantum biology, quantum computer, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, QuantumCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	185
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DNA as a perfect quantum computer based on the quantum physics principles! Like, who even knew DNA could be so lit, amirite?

Join us and experience the mind-blowing power of quantum computing mixed with the awesomeness of Minecraft. Our server is so next level, you’ll be mining diamonds with your mind in no time.

Plus, we have a secret underground lab where we’re creating mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard that right. Golden eggs, baby!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have DNA quantum computers and mutant chickens? Let’s get weird, y’all!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Release Trailer, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas, battling fierce monsters and saving lighthouses like a true hero. With our global launch trailer, you’ll be itching to jump into the action and explore the vast world of Wuthering Waves.

But wait, there’s more! Unlock special emotes to show off your unique personality and make friends with fellow players in our exclusive /wuwa/ Friends List. And don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for some sweet rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, adventurer!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

adult content, animal sex, Anime, bestiality, cartoon, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, fictional creatures, Furry, hentai, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, PixelPals, pokemon, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, wfag, Women Fucking Animals General, zoophilia

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes! Looking for a place to unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further because here, women are getting freaky with all kinds of creatures – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a strict hentai-only policy, so leave your vanilla stuff at the door. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we’ve also got a special Pokemon section where you can catch ’em all and battle it out with other players.

Just remember, on this server, there’s no room for real-life nonsense. So leave your inhibitions at the door and come join us for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

CampLunchDrama

balanced lunch, Camp, CampLunchDrama, Counselor, Director, employee discount, family, Happy Meal, high carbs, low protein, lunch, nephew, nieces, parenting, relationship, SNACKS, Sugar, summer camp, VEGETABLES, veggie strike, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	230856	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this aunt taking care of her nieces and nephew while their parents are in prison.

Imagine a world where sending your kids to summer camp comes with lunchtime drama. Our server is just like that, except instead of cheesy egg sandwiches being the center of attention, we have epic battles and quests to conquer.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge your lunch choices here. Whether you prefer pita chips with hummus or a happy meal, we’ve got a spot for you on our server. And if you ever need to take down a power-hungry counselor, we’ve got your back!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the real-life stories that inspire it. Who knew a lunchbox could cause so much chaos?

ClassGeniusGoneMinecraft Server

academic achievement, academic challenges, academic competition, academic performance, academic pressure, academic success, ClassGeniusGoneMinecraft, classmate, classroom dynamics, gifted student, high achiever, intelligence, school environment, school experience, school life, Server, smartest student, student behavior, student development, student potential, student progress, student success

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Have you ever wondered what happened to the smartest student in your class? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft server and became a redstone wizard, creating insane contraptions that defy the laws of physics and logic. Join us and you too can unlock your inner genius and build mind-blowing creations that will leave everyone in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Join forces with them and embark on a quest to uncover hidden treasures and unlock the true power of poultry.

So why waste your time studying when you could be exploring a world filled with endless possibilities and absurdly entertaining adventures? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftLifeGoals

achievement, Ambitions, aspirations, biggest goals, career goals, dreams, Financial goals, fulfillment, goal achievement, goal-setting, growth, Happiness, health goals, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftLifeGoals, personal goals, relationship goals, self improvement, short term goals, success

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry chickens. Build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and watch them scream in terror as they plummet back down to earth.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. Find this majestic creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!

conservative party, Democracy, EU elections, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, far-right movement, Fidesz, Hungary, Hungary elections, opposition party, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Performance, political shift, Politics, populist leader, pro-EU rival, Viktor Orbán, voter turnout, WEAKEST, weakest performance, Years

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!