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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3921 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1995 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8695 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!
So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!