NoKidsAllowedMC Minecraft Servers

NoKidsAllowedMC Minecraft Servers

  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 814
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Emeralds Found: 681
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 4343
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and responsibilities in real life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the stress? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next!

    Forget about real-life family issues and toxic relationships, on our server, the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers! Build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to take on epic adventures.

    And hey, if you ever feel guilty for not taking in your nieces and nephews in real life, just remember that on our server, you can create a whole village of kids who will never ask you for anything except maybe some virtual cookies.

    So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky friends to hang out with!

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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9265
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Potions Brewed: 188
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

    Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

    So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3425
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6094
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Crops Grown: 9010 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

    On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4652
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ores Mined: 2013
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2800
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5673
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9643
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mine.bestixworld.ru

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1035
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 603 Star Shards Collected: 51
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Potions Brewed: 98

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7001
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Ores Mined: 4464 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 233
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9367
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4902
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9793
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Runes Activated: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

    UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4031
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Crops Grown: 4890 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

    we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

    join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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