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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	3523	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Votes:	375
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Australian, Ban kids, Censorship, children, cyberbullying, digital literacy, digital wellbeing, internet regulation, Media consumption, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, online privacy, online safety, parenting, poll, Q&A, restrict harmful social media content, screen time, Server, social media, Technology, YouGov, youth protection

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	2496	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ores Mined:	9553
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

hey u, ya u, r u tired of kiddos ruining ur minecraft experience? do u hate seeing all that toxic social media drama while u tryna build ur epic castle? well, join our server where we BAN kids and restrict all that harmful social media crap! u can finally play in peace without some squeaker yelling in ur ear or seeing drama about who unfollowed who on insta. come join us and live ur best minecraft life without all the annoying distractions. trust us, u won’t regret it!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ores Mined:	8459	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

TheCraftySMPWarrior

character analysis, character backstory, character design, Character development, character evolution, character flaws, character growth, character power, character strength, fighting games, game analysis, Game characters, game criticism, Game lore, game storytelling, Gaming Community, KoF canon, KoF series, strongest character, TheCraftySMPWarrior, video games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary player on our server who was known for their amazing building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics. They were basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft. But one day, they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted gear.

Rumors started spreading that they had been abducted by aliens or had discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe. Some even claimed they had ascended to Minecraft heaven and were now building castles with the gods themselves.

So, if you want to uncover the truth behind this legendary player’s disappearance and maybe even become the next Minecraft deity, then join our SMP now! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

RoomieRageCraft

awkward situation, Communication Issues, Conflict, contract violation, difficult decisions, Eviction, Eviction Notice, finding a new place, Flatmates, LANDLORD, living situation, moving home, moving out, rental agreement, RoomieRageCraft, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate problems, roommates, shared living

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of sharing a flat with Vera, Sara, and their questionable boyfriends. No more overhearing shower escapades or cleaning up after other people’s messes – on our server, the only mess you’ll have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds!

Plus, with our unique clause that only declared tenants can stay for extended periods of time, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a contract with people who refuse to listen to reason. Say goodbye to eviction drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience!

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have to worry about are the ones you have with creepers. Build your dream world without the interference of roommates and their questionable life choices. See you in the virtual world, where the only drama is the drama you create!

CraftyCreeperDating

Authenticity, Boundaries, brutally honest, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, CraftyCreeperDating, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	8603	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, f-16, F16sVsRuskies, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, military strategy, Missiles, russia, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5583	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Emeralds Found:	7675
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!