🔥Nokids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Reloaded SMP | 18+ | Vanilla | No Land Claim | Diamond Economy | Brand New

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

🌐 Welcome to Reloaded SMP:A vanilla Minecraft server designed for players aged 16 and up!

🚀 Fresh Start, Fresh Adventures:Embark on a new world, connect with a friendly community, and experience pure survival fun.

🤝 Community Connection:Forge connections with a welcoming community of like-minded players.

🏗️ Build, Explore, Thrive:Unleash your creativity as you build, explore, and leave your mark in our simple yet exciting Minecraft environment.

🔁 Ready to Reload? Join Us Today:Dive into an adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Join Reloaded SMP now

https://discord.gg/cB8uayTgzy <– Apply here

reloadedsmp.com

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4892
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Players Killed by Monsters:	1366
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5982	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	1700
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2353
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5694
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

#sustainability, Advancements, Communication, convenience, Crafty20XX, Development, Economy, education, efficiency, Entertainment, Environment, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, progress, quality of life, research, social media, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9519
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	243
Crops Grown:	1286	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1659

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	8279
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	5478	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Animals Bred:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!