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”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Towns Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4895
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	114
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	194
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Crops Grown:	4498	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3040	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4077	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!