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BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	7374

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6258	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ores Mined:	3474	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	280
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?