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WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	5409
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Emeralds Found:	4050
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	9137
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	713243	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crops Grown:	2349	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!