Noisy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chime Time – Noisy Nights

nighttime sounds, NIGHTS, sleep habits, sleep quality, Relaxation

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks have gone MAD and they chime LOUDER than a creeper explosion! imagine trying to mine for diamonds while the clocks are going BONG BONG BONG in your ear! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the BEST server you’ll ever play on!

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop enchanted golden apples when you pet them! ride them into battle and conquer the land with your sparkly steed!

and if that’s not enough, our server also has a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox! join the party and show off your best dance moves while fighting off the undead!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at xxx.ClocksWithChimes.xxx and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

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Noisy Blood Pressure Check

public setting, crossover trial, blood pressure, Medical research, noise interference

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we measure blood pressure in the wildest ways! We tested it in public, loud places and it didn’t even make a difference! Our readings are as accurate as a creeper blowing up your house! Join now for the most thrilling blood pressure monitoring experience of your life! Who knew checking your BP could be this exciting?! 😂🎮🩺 #MinecraftMadness #BloodPressureBonanza #CreeperChaos

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Suck It Up – Minecraft Server

Home cleaning, Powerful, Server, funny, Perception

so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i could join a server where the vacuum cleaners actually suck, but in a good way”? well, guess what, buddy, you’re in luck! our server is the only place where vacuum cleaners are the key to survival!

picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!

so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!

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NeighborlyNudists

BALCONY, Noisy, NeighborlyNudists, consideration, Jumping

Are you tired of dealing with nightmare neighbors in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about noisy kids jumping on your virtual bed or throwing wet food on your virtual clothes! Our server is a peaceful paradise where you can escape the chaos of the real world and live in harmony with your fellow players. Plus, we have a strict no-trash-throwing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual balcony will stay clean and trash-free. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying neighbors forever!

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NoPipeNoNeighbor

Incompetence, Renovations, ground floor unit, Flooding, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

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Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

Laughter, Minecraft, interruption, humor, hello

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

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Noisy Orca Hunt Craft

ecosystem disruption, Craft, Endangered species, conservation efforts, underwater noise

lol come join our minecraft server where the orcas are the real bosses! they got tired of humans making too much noise in the Salish Sea so they decided to take matters into their own fins. now they run the server and if you want to survive, you better learn to speak orca! swim with the fishes and try not to become their next meal, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget! sign up now before the orcas come for you!

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Cluckin’ Chaos Server

dawn chorus, emotions, daily routine, Wake Up, funny

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

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SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

silent job requirements, noise-free professions, soundless work environment, Jobs, silent work

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

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BlockyBootyFartEscape

CHEEKS, EMBARRASSING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Smelly, funny

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

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