NoiseyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8691	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Animals Bred:	131
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mines Excavated:	4111
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ores Mined:	2167
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	192
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crops Grown:	1085

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crops Grown:	7712	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	1737	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1874	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	2150
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	5268	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.