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NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	4582	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Emeralds Found:	6143	Dragon Eggs Found:	5127
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	4845	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	3189
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	149	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	6763
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1022
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3588
Mines Excavated:	4764	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	5568	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	132	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!