Noisecore Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2818	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4613

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Animals Bred:	142
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	117	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Items Found:	2215	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Animals Bred:	99	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crops Grown:	5535
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!