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Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	8966
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3037	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	930	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3040
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Projections Made:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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