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Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

Alumn, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Galaxy, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, twitter, Winter Night Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	997
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Crafty Cosmos – Minecraft Server

Alumn, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmos, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, en, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Jamaican, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mines Excavated:	3120	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our New Jamaican In Town Edition is filled with wild adventures, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic quests with Regis Altare, the master of building jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe. Or team up with Axel Syrios, the redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel will take you on a journey through the jungle, where you’ll encounter mysterious temples and hidden treasures. And don’t forget about Machina X Flayon, the PvP champion who will test your skills in epic battles.

Looking for some laughs? Banzoin Hakka will have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics. And Josuiji Shinri will guide you through the world with wisdom and humor.

Join us on this insane adventure with Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus who will show you the ropes and help you navigate the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where the real action happens. Jurard T Rexford will lead you into battle against the most fearsome mobs, while Goldbullet will show you how to mine for diamonds like a pro.

Octavio will take you on a journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter fiery challenges and epic loot. And Crimzon Ruze will teach you the art of survival in the most extreme conditions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – MANS Holostars EN General

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, general, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Rabu Edition, Regis Altare, smp, songs playlist, TEMPUS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	77
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the players are as wild as the mobs!

Rumor has it that Rabu Edition is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have taken over the server and are now demanding players to join in on their shenanigans. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be bossed around by a llama, am I right?

Our players are so insane that they once built a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, then join Rabu Edition today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Alumn, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, HoloRedHeads, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the HoloRedHeads Edition, where you’ll meet legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of building towering castles with just a flick of his wrist. Or how about Axel Syrios, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”?

But wait, there’s more! Gavis Bettel is known for taming dragons and riding them into battle, while Machina X Flayon can craft enchanted weapons that will make your enemies tremble in fear. Banzoin Hakka is a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind, and Josuiji Shinri is a PvP champion who never backs down from a fight.

And don’t forget about our alumni, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, who have left a legacy of epic builds and daring adventures for you to explore. On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is a dinosaur whisperer who can summon prehistoric creatures to aid him in battle, while Goldbullet is a treasure hunter who has uncovered hidden loot in every corner of the map.

Octavio is a master of disguise who can sneak past any mob without being detected, and Crimzon Ruze is a wizard who can cast spells that will protect you from harm. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a legend in your own right!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6048	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Animals Bred:	57
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: /MANS/ – Holostars EN General

Alumn, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, en, Flabbergasted Edition, Gavis Bettel, general, Goldbullet, Holostars, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, smp, songs playlist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the most flabbergasting server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride with players like Regis Altare, who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot, and Axel Syrios, who built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And let’s not forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine diamonds blindfolded, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in under 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! We also have Banzoin Hakka, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, and Josuiji Shinri, who can turn dirt into gold with just a touch. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumn players who are legends in their own right.

And over on the ARMIS side, we have Jurard T Rexford, who can ride a pig into battle like a true warrior, and Goldbullet, who can shoot arrows with such precision that they never miss. Octavio is known for his underwater base that’s filled with rare sea creatures, and Crimzon Ruze is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Holostars MANS

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, smp, songs playlist, Uwawa Uwa, virtual youtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Potions Brewed:	129
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Ever wanted to witness a battle between a giant T-Rex and a talking banana? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Our players are not your average Minecraft enthusiasts – they’re a bunch of crazy characters with their own unique quirks and abilities.

From Regis Altare, the master of building towering castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, to Goldbullet, the fearless warrior who fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But beware, things can get a little out of hand sometimes. Like the time Machina X Flayon accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit, or when Noir Vesper tried to tame a pack of wild wolves and ended up with a pet chicken instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on this wacky and wonderful journey. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in Uwawa Uwa Edition!

CraftyStarz Minecraft Server

Alumn, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyStarz, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Holostars EN General, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, twitter

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Look no further than this server, where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our players include Regis Altare, the master of redstone who can build a working computer in-game faster than you can say “redstone repeater.” Axel Syrios is our resident PvP champion, taking down foes with the finesse of a ninja on speed. And don’t even get us started on Gavis Bettel, who builds roller coasters that make you question if you’re in Minecraft or Disney World.

But wait, there’s more! Machina X Flayon is our resident prankster, always planting TNT traps and making everyone laugh (or cry). Banzoin Hakka is the mining expert, digging up more diamonds than you can count. And Josuiji Shinri is the animal whisperer, taming wolves, ocelots, and even the elusive Mooshroom.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the king of the jungle, ruling over his domain with an iron fist (literally, he has a diamond sword). Goldbullet is the treasure hunter, always finding hidden loot and sharing the wealth. Octavio is the wizard of enchantments, making your gear more powerful than a charged creeper explosion. And Crimzon Ruze is the architect, building castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the memes, the mayhem, and the occasional creeper blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	209
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6220	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	619236	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	250	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Buildings Constructed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!