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NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

CarCraftLove

ac, aita, Asshole, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, CAR, CarCraftLove, comfort, Comments.., Communication, Commute, gas, Guilt, household chores, income, Mileage, MONEY, relationship, savings, Voicing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.

CraftyFreebies

accessible, advantageous, amazing, application, beneficial, convenient, cost effective, CraftyFreebies, efficient, free, Helpful, innovation, productivity, remarkable, Resourceful, software, Surprising, Technology, UNBELIEVABLE, useful, valuable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Farms Harvested:	659	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6492	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

America, coastal elitism, cultural bias, derogatory, Dismissive, flyover country, flyover states, FlyoverCraft, heartland, ignorance, Irrelevant, Land, Middle America, Minecraft, Overlooked, people, Rural, Server, States, Stereotypes, travel, unimportant, Visiting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3597

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9797
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3645
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6060
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!