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InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

Hunter

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, KitPvP, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5271	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1864
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	117373	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

The Hunter is a fun Minigame and SMP Minecraft Server. With Bedwars, The Bridge, Murder Mystery and a SMP.

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VealyMC

Adrenaline, Anarchy, challenge, Combat, Cross-Play, Environment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, VealyMC, Victory

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	5107	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Immerse yourself in an intense and unparalleled combat experience, where skill and strategy are key to victory. On our server, you will find yourself immersed in a world designed specifically to challenge your PvP skills in a closed, adrenaline-filled environment.

vealymc.net:23457

Simply Vanilla Anarchy VS Hypixel

activeplayers, Anarchy, AnarchyExperience, Discordcommunity, EUHosted, ExcellentPing, JoinToday, LargeMapSize, Longevity, Minimalplugins, NetherRoof, Nocheats, Noresets, NorthAmericanPlayers, Playerdriven, Pureanarchy, PvP, Survival, UniqueExperience, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, WorldBorders

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Comparison between Hypixel and Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded with long queues
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some players may find it too overwhelming
Regular updates and events	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	Limited player count
Pure vanilla experience with minimal plugins	No anti-cheat system may lead to some hacking
Stable server without resets	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel?

A: Hypixel can have thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Is hacking or duping allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy.

Q: Are there regular server resets on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, the server has never been reset and never will be.

PixelPowerPalooza – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Befriend a stranger just because they are White, Cardio, Classic tunes., Don’t just reject degeneracy, even if the consequences are dire, Experience, fight it, Hit the Gym, Lend an ear to an elder White, Make a baby in a White woman, Minecraft, mUh EvErY daY iS WhiTe PoWer Day, MuH fEd, MuH gLoWnIgGeR, Never be afraid to do the right thing, no shitskins, PixelPowerPalooza, Read Ancient Literature, Research History, Server, Shoot ze Guns, Spend time with your children, Stand up for someone just because they are White, Teach your children a new skill, Ultimate, White anons, WHITE POWER, White Power Wednesday, WHITE PRIDE, worldwide, wpw

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Hey there, fellow epic gamers! Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for White Power Wednesday – that’s right, every Wednesday is a celebration of white power and pride!

Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!

On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

ESCraft

Argonian, Breton, Customraces, Elderscrolls, Elf, Eso, Imperial, Khajiit, morrowind, Nord, oblivion, Orsimer, Races, Roleplay, RPG, Semiroleplay, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, Towny, Vampire, Werewolves

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

ESCRAFT – Elder Scrolls Inspired Minecraft Server

Inspired by the popular series of games, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO. This server aims to merge Minecraft and the the universe of Elder Scrolls into one. Carve out your territory in this survival, semi roleplay adventure. Compete in an emerging civilization with a challenging economy and growing obstacles.

Come Join us on this amazing adventure and make your mark as an adventurer, explorer, conqueror or bandit chieftain! #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #Minecraft #Vampire #Werewolves #Races #Tamriel #Elf #Khajiit #RPG #SemiRoleplay #Roleplay #CustomRaces #Races

54.39.122.116:25587

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	857

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

Bloom SMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, discord community, Events, Exploration, friendship, Fun, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, Grief Protection, multiplayer, non toxic, non-modded, player interaction, player-driven economy, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be less popular
Frequent updates and events	Can experience server lag during peak times

Bloom SMP

Pros	Cons
Anti griefing measures	Lacks the wide variety of game modes found on Hypixel
Welcoming community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular events	Not modded like Hypixel

FAQ

What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to Bloom SMP?

Hypixel has a significantly larger player base compared to Bloom SMP, which can make it more challenging for new players to stand out or find a close-knit community.

What types of game modes are available on Hypixel and Bloom SMP?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while Bloom SMP focuses on a Minecraft Survival experience with enhanced gameplay through plugins.

Are there any anti griefing measures in place on both servers?

Yes, both Hypixel and Bloom SMP have anti griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all players.

Which server is modded and which uses gameplay enhancing plugins?

Hypixel is modded with additional features and game modes, while Bloom SMP utilizes gameplay enhancing plugins to enhance the Minecraft Survival experience.