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NoHouseForInLaws Minecraft Server

Communication, designer clothes, family, finances, fiscally responsible, future plans, Gadgets, House, housing market, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, NoHouseForInLaws, only child, parents, Priorities, relationship, Retirement, Sacrifices, savings, Server, young couples

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2298	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values…but not at the expense of your own future! Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures as we build our dream homes and start our virtual families.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.

Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!

GodHelm Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Faction Creative PvP Minigames RPG Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Prison Pixelmon Skywars Vanilla Bedwars Hunger Games Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Anarchy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

play.godhelmmc.com

EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action games, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project, EienCraft, Energetic girl, graduated, Halo, horror games, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, mecha fan, Minecraft, Mirri Saffire, MuseiaSkye Shinryu, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Server, Silly noblewoman, songs, Speedrunning, Ultimate, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1290	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	168
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crops Grown:	8962
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6609
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5773

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

BARONY, Business, Civilizations, create mod, CREEPERS, die hard roleplayer, Discord, epic knights mod, Fashionable, Ip:, java server, lead a barony, Magentanto, make money, Modded, Nations, Politics, PvP battles, pvpr, Religion, selenedecays, Wars

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	5113	New Chunks Explored:	171855
Buildings Constructed:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

AAA, AAAA, BBB, Minecraft, pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt, Ppppppppppp, RRRR, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!