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  • NoHausForYouSisLOL

    NoHausForYouSisLOL
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3130
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2594 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

    Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

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  • Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

    Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1964
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2416 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TraphouseSMP
    Description BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
    IP Address traphousesmp.xyz
    DISCORD Join our Discord server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
    What can I do on the server? You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
    Can I invite friends to join? Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

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  • Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

    Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3338
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

    VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8456
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 131802
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

    Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

    Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

    Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

    But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!

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  • SpeedyBlockz

    SpeedyBlockz
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 2855
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the roar of engines outside your window while trying to peacefully mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict ban on loud car enthusiasts! Join us and never have to worry about your virtual peace and quiet being disturbed by obnoxious revving ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a speed demon who will challenge you to race around the block in your pixelated minecart. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

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  • LoserCraft: First or Last?

    LoserCraft: First or Last?
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9901
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ores Mined: 1068
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the biggest losers in the world! we have a special competition for all the losers out there, where you can compete to see who is the ultimate loser of them all. maybe you’ll come first, maybe you’ll come last, but either way, you’ll fit right in with our community of misfits and outcasts. come join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser and have a laugh at yourself while you’re at it. who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

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  • OneGoodBox

    OneGoodBox
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7826
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Crops Grown: 5544
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4960
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best minecraft box server. We have Autocompressors, Kind staff, Grindable keys, No p2w and much more!

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  • Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!

    Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5618
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15

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    Scriptures Survival: A Brief Overview

    — Scriptures Survival is a unique Minecraft server blending traditional survival gameplay with the immersive elements of an Alternate Reality Game (ARG). Players embark on a journey to discover and solve intricate puzzles, each leading to powerful, mystical rings. These rings grant special abilities and offer hints about the location of the fabled Grand Scripture.

    Key Features:

    Intricate Puzzles Mystical Rings Game Master Role Decay Mechanic
    Solve multi-step challenges involving ciphers, coordinates, and riddles hidden throughout the world. Each season, a new ring can be found, offering unique powers and clues to the ultimate mystery. The player who finds the ring becomes the next season’s Game Master, designing puzzles for others in collaboration with the server’s developers. Each time a ring is found, the world experiences a slight decay, adding a layer of challenge and balancing the gameplay.

    The Game Master is the player who finds the current season’s ring. Once the ring is found, a short break period follows to set up for the new season. During this time, the Game Master:

    • Selects the Next Ring: Chooses the ring for the upcoming season.
    • Designs Puzzles: Collaborates with developers to create the puzzles leading to the next ring.

    Once the server starts the Game-Master:

    • Holds Power: Acts as the authoritative figure over the land, akin to a one-person United Nations.
    • Establish Rules: Enacts new rules and regulations for the server.
    • … (and more roles listed in the provided content)

    Can Be Overthrown: The Game Master can be overthrown by other players.

    Ring Must Be Taken: To overthrow the Game Master, their ring must be taken from them, transferring their power and responsibilities to the new ring bearer.

    To apply, Please find the Read-Me channel. https://discord.gg/ACQNRMDdeA

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  • VoiceCraftMC: Pay to Play!

    VoiceCraftMC: Pay to Play!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8237
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors to narrate your every move! Imagine mining for diamonds while Morgan Freeman cheers you on or battling creepers with Arnold Schwarzenegger as your hype man. It’s like living in your own action movie!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

    Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1003
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Villages Defended: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have them stolen by creepers? Do you dream of starting your own virtual empire but don’t know where to begin? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie hordes, and where the economy is so booming that even the chickens have their own stock market.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • UnderdressedCraft

    UnderdressedCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4500
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of lava!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a maze of red flags and blocked numbers. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for vindication instead?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to dress up in your fanciest pixelated outfit and impress your date with your impeccable virtual fashion sense. Just make sure you don’t show up in jean short-shorts, unless you want to risk getting kicked out of our exclusive virtual restaurant.

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least some entertaining stories to share with your friends)!

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