nohateplease Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2102
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	623	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	1594	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	287	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5159	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Buildings Constructed:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	158	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!