NoH8JustMineCraft Minecraft Servers

NoH8JustMineCraft Minecraft Servers

  • NoH8JustMineCraft

    NoH8JustMineCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8910
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 192 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 5073
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with seafood lovers in your life? Do you dread the smell of fish and the sight of lobsters crawling around? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only seafood you’ll encounter is virtual and totally odorless!

    Imagine a world where lobsters can’t yell at you for not picking them up from the farm stand. A place where you can work from home without the threat of live crustaceans lurking nearby. Our server is a safe haven for seafood haters everywhere!

    So come on over and escape the seafood drama. Build your dream anti-seafood fortress, explore underwater caves without fear of fishy smells, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into picking up live lobsters again. Join now for a shell of a good time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlatTireFiasco

    FlatTireFiasco
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 3790
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Potions Brewed: 177 Ores Mined: 9331
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Farms Harvested: 730

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life skills? Look no further than our server, where we specialize in teaching you how to be independent and self-sufficient!

    Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.

    But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.

    So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.

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  • ParentalRoastsMC SMP

    ParentalRoastsMC SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9309
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mines Excavated: 1485
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents constantly roasting you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only hurtful things being said are from creepers blowing up your house! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner creativity and build a world where parents can’t rain on your parade. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood teenager looking for some friends. So come join us and leave the parental insults behind!

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  • NoMoreStickyFingers

    NoMoreStickyFingers
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3581
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 205 Towns Built: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

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  • SudanCraft: Peaceful Pixels & Epic Fails

    SudanCraft: Peaceful Pixels & Epic Fails
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6290
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Falling into the Void: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, u can escape all the craziness of the real world, like the sudan war and stuff. u can build ur own lil kingdom and be the ruler of ur own land, no famine or peace talks falling short here, just pure minecraft fun. plus, u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens, it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind, let’s get crafting and building together!

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  • BioBlasters: NeuroNukes

    BioBlasters: NeuroNukes
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2556
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Potions Brewed: 137 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can battle ur way thru a world of CAR T-cells and bispecific innate immune cell engagers to save the land of neuroblastoma!!! build ur own fortress made of immune cells and fight off the evil cancer monsters with ur friends!!! u can even ride on giant T-cells and shoot lasers at ur enemies!!! if u wanna have a blast and save the day, join dis server now!!!

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  • Chaos in the 21st Century: Modern Anarchy Server for Java Edition

    Chaos in the 21st Century: Modern Anarchy Server for Java Edition
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7028
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mines Excavated: 4286
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Modern Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/epic-rolling-realms-1-20-2/">Minecraft Server</a>
    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!
    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. Can I use hacks on the server?
    2. Yes, you can use hacks like a pro on the server. However, please refrain from using hacks for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    3. Are there any bans on the server?
    4. No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for specific violations mentioned above.

    5. Is the server reset at any point?
    6. No, the server has no resets ever. You can build and survive without the fear of losing your progress.

    7. Can I explore the world freely?
    8. Yes, you can explore a vast 3×3 million block world border. Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 and redefine your survival journey.

    9. Is there any teleportation or shortcuts available?
    10. No, there are no teleports or shortcuts on the server. It’s an authentic vanilla anarchy experience with no compromises in survival skills.

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  • HoloCraft Minecraft Server – Breaking Blocks Day 2

    HoloCraft Minecraft Server – Breaking Blocks Day 2
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2006
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” or “Parkour Across a Lava Pit Filled with Rabid Wolves.”

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Trump2024Project2025Craft SMP

    Trump2024Project2025Craft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5917
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ores Mined: 1389 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join them in their quest to take over the world, one egg at a time. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. TRUMP 2024 and project 2025 await you!

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  • CreeperCouples Minecraft Server

    CreeperCouples Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7317
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1092
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers,

    So, picture this: you’re chilling on this Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize your wife is hiding your marriage from her coworkers! Like, what even? She’s out here telling people she has a boyfriend instead of a husband. And get this, she didn’t want her coworker to see you together on the street! Talk about drama llama.

    But wait, there’s more. Her coworker is hooking her up with apartments and she still doesn’t want to spill the beans about you living with her. Like, are you a ghost or something? And when you suggested going to check out the apartment together, she flipped out! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, come join us! Who knows what other secrets will come out while you’re building your pixelated empire. Plus, we have a special feature where you can pretend to be married to your Minecraft buddy and see if they keep it a secret too. It’s a wild ride, folks. Let’s uncover some Minecraft mysteries together!

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  • NoMoreFamilyDutiesMC

    NoMoreFamilyDutiesMC
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9324
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Enchantments Applied: 83
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3146 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hosting Thanksgiving is a thing of the past! Are you tired of being the designated host for all family gatherings? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hosting is epic battles and building competitions!

    Join us and leave the burden of hosting behind. No need to hire cleaners or stress about family expectations, because in our virtual world, the only expectation is to have a great time. Build your dream home without the pressure of real-life responsibilities, and invite your friends to join in on the fun.

    Don’t be the difficult one in your family – be the hero of your own Minecraft world. Say goodbye to hosting duties and hello to endless adventures on our server. Who needs Thanksgiving dinner when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Join us now and let the good times roll!

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