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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5835 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Votes: | 9565 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 507109 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6967 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!
