NoGlassesNoProblem Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem

Appearance, body image, Church, Confidence, cultural norms, Glasses, Insecurity, judgment, NoGlassesNoProblem, Pastor, PastorPeepers, personal boundaries, Praying, religious leader, Respect, Rude, self esteem, self-conscious, small eyes, social expectations, social pressure

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

SunscreenCraft

Argument, berating, communication problem, consideration, couple conflict, dynamic, Moisturizer, outdoor activity, park, relationship issue, Respect, Rush, self-care, selfish behavior, skincare, smoke breaks, sunscreen, SunscreenCraft, Time management, tinted sunscreen, Walking

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3237
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

SingleCraft Minecraft Server

avoid drama, avoid heartbreak, avoid toxic relationships, emotional stability, enjoy being alone, fear of commitment, focus on career, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, not ready for relationship, Peace of mind, personal growth, prioritize goals, reasons to stay single, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, Server, SingleCraft, time for yourself

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship and ready to mingle with some blocky buddies instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find love in the form of rare diamond ores and enchanting adventures. Who needs a significant other when you can have a pet creeper as your loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a date, so you never know what kind of romantic shenanigans you might get into on our server. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle ever!

NoSleepNoDieCraft

creative death, death brainstorming, death choice, death creativity, death decision, death fantasy, death ideas, death imagination, death innovation, death options, death planning, death preference, death scenario, death selection, imaginative death, NoSleepNoDieCraft, unconventional death, unique death, unusual death

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4241	Votes:	5312
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	795	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Villages Defended:	8

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	111647
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3713
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ores Mined:	4073
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	565

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?