NoFoodForYou Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Emeralds Found:	9047	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	164
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Votes:	9767	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!