But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn that grants wishes to all who find it. Or you might just get blown up by a sneaky creeper. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
Empires is a newly founded, customized Minecraft Factions experience. It boasts an impressive collection of sensible plugins that alter PVP in ways that just make sense. The server released as of 1/10/2025 with features such as Kingdoms, Earth Map, Custom Lootable Cities, Custom Enchants, Custom Armor, Dynmap, and more. Join the discord and IP address below to start playing!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Kingdoms | Land Claiming, Turrets, Champions, Empire management |
| Earth Map | Explore a custom Earth map |
| Custom Lootable Cities | 6 unique cities with loot |
| Custom Enchants | Over 200+ custom enchants |
| Custom Armor | New armor obtainable through crates and cities |
| Dynmap | Dynamic map of the server |
| Economy | Shop and Currency system |
| Events | Fishing Competitions, King of the Hill, and more |
Discord: https://discord.gg/Y48ZcsavgV
Version: 1.18.2+
Q: Are there any server mods or hacks allowed on Empires?
A: No, any use of mods or hacks that provide an unfair advantage is strictly prohibited.
Q: How can I start my own Empire on the server?
A: You can start your own Empire by claiming land, recruiting members, and strategizing your battles against other Empires.
Q: Are alliances between Empires allowed?
A: Yes, players are allowed to form alliances with other Empires for mutual benefit.
Q: What happens if my Empire loses a battle?
A: Losing a battle can result in losing territory or resources, so make sure to strategize and prepare effectively.
Q: Can I suggest new features or changes to the server?
A: Yes, the server welcomes feedback and suggestions from players to improve the overall experience.
Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. Explore the virtual world with your friends and see if you can trust them with your virtual life insurance policies. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument over premiums and beneficiaries just like in the real world!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of financial betrayal and gaslighting in a pixelated universe? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the chaos and drama of life insurance policies in Minecraft. Join us now and let the games begin!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.
And get this, we got nanostructured anodic alumina surfaces that you can use to culture cells and tissue. Like, who even thinks of this stuff? It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!
So if you wanna be part of the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us! We promise you won’t be disappointed. Plus, you might even learn a thing or two about science along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?