NoExcuseMC Minecraft Servers

NoExcuseMC Minecraft Servers

  • NoExcuseMC

    NoExcuseMC
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 8802
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: You’re chilling in your Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get an invite to join this epic server. You’re not really feeling it, so you just hit them with a “Thanks, but I’ll pass.” No excuses, no BS.

    But then, word gets around that your straightforward response hurt their feelings. They wanted you to come up with some crazy excuse or make up a story to soften the blow. Like, really? Who has time for that?

    On this server, we believe in keeping it real. No need for fake excuses or sugarcoating. Just pure, unadulterated honesty. And if that triggers some people, well, that’s on them.

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to game in peace, join our server. No fake niceties, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. Plus, who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this land of brutal honesty? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I tell ya.

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  • Eien Realms 1.20.1

    Eien Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 8409
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got Ekkomori, the loud GFE who loves horror games and ASMR – she’ll keep you entertained for days! And don’t forget about Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman who’s still on holiday but will speedrun her way into your heart. FerumiKaipa is an unhinged tomboy who adores indie and retro games, plus she’s obsessed with buggies – what more could you want? Skye Senfort is a dorky mecha fan who will kick butt in action games and draw you into her world. Nemo Nevermore is a cute doomer who’s a bit of a crazy girl but she’s healing, loves naan, and is a pro at League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and Marvel Rivals. Mira Monsoon is an energetic horror game lover who’s feeling under the weather, but she’ll still bring the fun. And don’t forget about BlaiseBug (Shinryu), the ironic weeb who’s emotional, loves Nier, and cosplays like a pro. Admyra Wyvernhart is another gem you’ll find on our server, with a heart of gold and a love for Aegis-Link. Plus, we’ve got Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi in our archives – legends in their own right. So come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other – it’s gonna be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CroissantCraze Minecraft Server

    CroissantCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1071
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ordered a virtual croissant from the virtual bread counter. But wait, there was a $2 surcharge for eating in the virtual café! The player, being the rebel they are, decided to take their croissant to-go. Little did they know, their virtual spouse was not happy about this decision. Drama ensued, tears were shed (virtually, of course), and the player had to make a tough choice – pay the surcharge or go their separate ways.

    If you want to experience the thrill of virtual café drama and virtual croissant dilemmas, join our server now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you. Remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even virtual food disputes.

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  • BlockParty18: SiblingsLeftBehind

    BlockParty18: SiblingsLeftBehind
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 627
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Votes: 9429
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of doing all the work around the house while your parents sit back and relax? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! We promise you won’t have to do any laundry, take care of siblings, or clean up after anyone (except maybe your creeper explosions).

    On our server, you can live out your wildest dreams without worrying about getting a job or dealing with school stress. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t ask you to do their chores.

    So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a hilarious adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBloopers

    BlockyBloopers
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2331
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to relive your NSFW moments in a whole new way – we’ve got scandalous pixelated parties, steamy lava hot tubs, and scandalous sheep shenanigans that will make your jaw drop. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there – join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snowy SlavCraft: Europe’s Ice Ace

    Snowy SlavCraft: Europe’s Ice Ace
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 5451
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian frozen assets as our trump card! why settle for boring old servers when you can be part of a wild adventure with us? imagine battling it out with your friends while riding on a frozen russian bear, or building a castle out of frozen vodka bottles. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the heck just happened?!”

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  • Tipsy Love Quests

    Tipsy Love Quests
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6067
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2081 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where consent is always clear as day, no alcohol involved here! our players are experts in reading signals and knowing when it’s a yes or a no. no more awkward encounters or misunderstandings, just pure fun and building together! plus, our players are so skilled, they can even build a castle out of drunk blocks! so come on over and join the party, where consent is always respected and the only thing getting skewed is our sense of direction in the game!

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  • OrbitMC

    OrbitMC
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4815
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48

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    OrbitMC Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
    Season 2nd Season
    Staff Team Active and dedicated staff members
    Community Positive and fun community of players
    Linktree https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

    FAQ

    How do I join the OrbitMC server?

    To join the server, visit our Linktree page and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.

    Can I play on the server without being whitelisted?

    No, whitelisting is required to join and play on the OrbitMC server.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on the OrbitMC server. We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a positive and enjoyable playing experience for all players.

    Are there any plugins installed on the server?

    As a semi-vanilla server, we aim to keep the gameplay experience as close to vanilla Minecraft as possible. However, we do have essential plugins for server management and player protection.

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  • College Crafters 1.21

    College Crafters 1.21
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4841
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1910 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 81

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, forget college, join our Minecraft server instead!

    We got all the knowledge you need right here, like how to build a giant chicken farm or how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

    Who needs a degree when you can learn how to make a working roller coaster out of minecarts?

    Plus, our community is full of expert players who can teach you everything from redstone contraptions to potion brewing.

    So why waste time in a classroom when you can be crafting and mining your way to success on our server? Join now and level up your skills the fun way!

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  • CraftyLatino Minecraft Server

    CraftyLatino Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 6538
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your heritage is always up for debate! Join us for a wild ride of identity confusion and cultural misunderstandings.

    Are you a white player who speaks Spanish? Do you have ancestors from a South American country but look like you’re from Europe? Perfect! Our server is the place for you to claim your Hispanic roots and face off against those who doubt your heritage.

    Join our community of players who will question your ethnicity, laugh in your face, and spread rumors about your true identity. Show them that being 25% Hispanic is enough to proudly declare yourself as part of the culture, even if you don’t fit their preconceived notions.

    So, if you’re ready for a server where your background is always up for debate and where you can prove your heritage in the most hilarious ways possible, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of identity crisis and drama?

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  • BabyNameDramaCraft

    BabyNameDramaCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1918
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in the drama of baby names.

    Are you tired of your family trying to control every aspect of your life, including what you name your child? Look no further, on our server, you can name your baby Bobby Joe without any judgment!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between family members over baby names. Will Bobby Joe reign supreme, or will the family pressure be too much to handle?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether or not you should name your baby after your great-grandchild’s nickname. Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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