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Patriam: Chronicles of Argonia

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Farms Harvested:	364
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

About the countryPatriam: Chronicles of Argonia is a Minecraft server set in the universe of Patriam, created by one of the owners, Alex (Atmos) that stands out for its unique lore and immersive world-building. We do our best to have a feature-filled experienced on vanilla Minecraft utilizing Paper on version 1.20.4. We offer a few custom plugins for our unique needs and a well-curated list of plugins done by the other owner, Ryan (gerber11); Lots of depth and complexity is added to the game to make survival all the more challenging but rewarding as you compete with our players in the community!

One of the most notable aspects of Patriam: Chronicles of Argonia is its custom map. This map is designed by owner of the owners, Alex (Atmos) to provide a rich and varied landscape for players to explore, build, and conquer. The attention to detail in the map design ensures that each biome feels distinct and offers unique challenges and opportunities for players which ties into the next feature.

A standout feature of the server is its customized crop growth system. This system is tailored to each biome, meaning that certain crops will grow better or worse depending on the biome they are planted in or even not at all (very few crops). This adds a layer of strategy to farming and resource management, as players must consider the environment when planning their agriculture which fortunately also works well for a player favourite plugin- Brewery!

We have the wonderful Brewery plugin which allows players to This feature allows players to create a variety of unique beverages within the game, adding an extra layer of customization and fun. These recipes can be discovered, mastered, and shared among players, fostering a sense of community and collaboration.

We are open to new and experienced players looking for a relaxing roleplay and build focused experience. PvP is part of the experience with regards to wars and such but is not a focus for our server and community.

Links

Discord: https://discord.patriam.ccForums: https://forums.patriam.ccYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@patriamstudios

play.patriam.cc

When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	726	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	216
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2784
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3976	Crops Grown:	8770
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Villages Defended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	5380	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮