Noems Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	2063
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimension Hops:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Animals Bred:	135
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Cornucopia

Cornucopia, Crafty

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!