NoDrunkCraftLand – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoDrunkCraftLand

NoDrunkCraftLand

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

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Mint Phantom Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Autocror3ct, bluesky, cafe, concerts, conventions, Divegrass team, Fantôme no Nazo, games, Ghostmaid, itch.io, karaokes, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Mint, Mint Fantôme, Music, Phantom, Realm, Serafuku Edition, twitter, Twitter Spaces, Unarchived Karaokes, youtube channel

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this crazy Minecraft server that’s like diving into a virtual reality rabbit hole! Join us for a wild ride filled with Serafuku Edition shenanigans and mind-blowing adventures!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got a YouTube channel that’s straight fire, a Membership program that’ll make you feel like a VIP, and a Twitter account that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Bluesky profiles, Twitter Spaces, Concerts, Conventions, and unarchived Karaokes that’ll have you singing like a zombie villager on a full moon! And don’t even get me started on the merch – it’s so dope, you’ll wanna wear it IRL!

Oh, and did I mention the games? Freak or treat, Fantome no nazo, Minto’s autocror3ct – these games will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time! And the music? It’s like listening to a jukebox in the Nether – pure fire, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we even have a Divegrass team that’ll make you feel like you’re playing in the World Cup of Minecraft! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

401k, Boundaries, child care, Classes, decision, family, foster care, Gymnastics, Inheritance, Kids, KidzCraft, life insurance, Lifestyle, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, parenting, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Siblings, swimming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

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SisBitchCraft

anger management, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, double standards, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family arguments, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, insult, name-calling, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, SisBitchCraft, sister, verbal abuse

Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on this Minecraft server right now.

So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.

You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.

But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCraze: 8 Billion Blocks

billion, blocks, CraftyCraze

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our custom-built rollercoaster will take you on a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes! So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on this wacky adventure!

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HtlF SMP

24/7 server, builder focused, Community Based, Custom Armor Stands, custom generation, discord server, Fast Leaf Decay, Friendly, HtlF, Invisible item frames, Mature Players, Mob Heads, No Resets, player heads, redstone friendly, relaxed environment, small server, smooth connection, smp, Vanilla Plus, voice chat, Whitelist

HtlF Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment.
Smooth Connection	24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers.
Vanilla Plus	No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods.
Builder Focused	No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup.
Community Based	Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the HtlF Minecraft Server?

To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.

Is lag an issue on the server?

No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.

Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.

Can I build freely on the server?

Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.

How does the server handle community interactions?

The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.

Who can I contact if I have any questions?

If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.

SocializeCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, advice, Bars, bumfuck nowhere, date, foids, Get out, go nuts, hang out, IRL, looks, meet people, remote location, Robots, Social Skills, Socialize, SocializeCraft

Join our Minecraft server and escape your remote location without actually leaving your house! Meet people from all over the world, including foids (that’s girls, bro). No need to worry about your social skills or looks, just jump in and start building friendships. Don’t go nuts in your bumfuck nowhere, come join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

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SelfishCart Minecraft Server

adulting, adulting responsibilities, anxiety issues, Budget, Communication, communication breakdown, convenience, family dynamics, family relationships, groceries, grocery shopping, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Instacart, Instacart fees, Minecraft, protein smoothies, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, SelfishCart, Server, sibling conflict, Transportation

Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t judge you for being a little boy who just wants some protein smoothies! We understand the struggle of adulting and trying to make your own way in the world. No need to depend on anyone for transportation when you can just teleport in our virtual world!

We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!

And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.

So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!

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RingCraftersMC

Black Stone, catfishing, Communication, Conflict, engagement ring, Etiquette, fashion, Friend, Gold ring, jewelry, judgment, Men’s Fashion, misunderstanding, positive attention, relationships, RingCraftersMC, Self-expression, single, social norms, thrifting, weight loss

So, like, this server is like finding a gold ring in a thrift store, but instead of just looking cool, it’s like wearing the ring and suddenly everyone thinks you’re engaged! HAHAHA!

Join this server and get accused of catfishing girls just because you’re wearing a ring, like what even is that logic? And then get called a fuck boy for no reason at all, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man!

But hey, if you want some unusual positive attention from women and maybe lose some weight in the process (not guaranteed), then this server is the place to be! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪🎉

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BlockyBootyCraft

adolescence, Awareness, BlockyBootyCraft, cultural impact, Curiosity, education, emotional response, explicit content, Exploration, internet, Media influence, Moral values, personal experience, pornography, psychological effects, Self Discovery, sexual awakening, Sexuality, socialization, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who have a taste for player flesh!

Not only will you encounter mythical creatures, but you’ll also stumble upon hidden dungeons filled with treasure, including stacks of enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also hosts epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams. It’s a chaotic frenzy of pixelated madness that will have you laughing until you cry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for pixelated porn…oops, we mean pixelated swords!

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CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammunition, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Defense, defense equipment, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, Oval Office, Politics, reaction, Server, showdown, soldiers, solidarity, Support, trump, Ukraine, US support, War, Zelensky

lol ukraine’s soldiers be like “gimme more ammo bro, trump and zelensky be havin a showdown in the oval office, we gotta be ready for anything!” join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy drama, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where herobrine hangs out. come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit af! #ammo4life #trumpvszelensky #minecraftmadness

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