NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the classiest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always down for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that he once built a castle entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Troll, a mischievous player who loves nothing more than causing chaos and blowing things up. Just watch out for him when you’re out exploring, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Schizo Chat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	489
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	951	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join us on our server where the chat is so schizo, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be discussing the best way to build a castle, and the next you’re debating whether llamas are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, epic pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground societies that are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your family time? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no time limits on spending time with your loved ones!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also having the freedom to hang out with your family whenever you want. Our server is so family-friendly, even your boyfriend won’t be able to impose his ridiculous time constraints on you!

Don’t let selfish partners hold you back from enjoying quality time with your family. Join our server now and build epic structures with your loved ones by your side – no time limits, no boundaries, just pure fun and freedom!

NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends

Babysitting, Boundaries, Burnout, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stress, Support, Time management, Understanding, weekends

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting every weekend by your sister and her husband? Do you want your weekends back to hang out with friends and relax? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed fun and relaxation without the stress of family drama.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting. You can create your own boundaries and enjoy your weekends the way you want to. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the babysitting duties to someone else. Trust us, it’s way more fun here than dealing with your sister’s constant demands. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no family drama allowed!

DisastrousDaveMC SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild pigs start chasing you, demanding to be fed cake or they’ll blow up your house! Or how about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats? Trust us, you never know what’s going to happen next on our server.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “build a giant toilet out of diamonds”? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable SMP around. Join us today and let the madness begin!

YTChannelCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	112	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Forget YouTube, our Minecraft server is where all the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So ditch the boring videos and come play with us for some unforgettable adventures!

EU Border Beef Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build borders stronger than Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland combined! we need YOU to help us protect our land from creepers and zombies trying to invade.

we promise endless fun and adventure as you defend our borders with your mad building skills. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure waiting for you to discover.

join now and be part of the most epic border patrol team in minecraft history! who needs EU funds when you have us?!

HezbollahHavocCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the intense battles between israel and lebanon! fight as either israel or hezbollah and show off your pvp skills in a virtual warzone!

with custom weapons and armor, you can blast your enemies to bits or sneakily take them out from afar. join forces with your friends and dominate the battlefield, just like in real life (but without all the actual danger)!

plus, we have special events where you can reenact the assassination of hezbollah’s leader and see if you can escape the wrath of their followers. it’s a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and plenty of chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy minecraft world!