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NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9411	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2350
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2723
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	3916
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!