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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1787 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3080 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
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