Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

good morning, Polite, Shirt, Region, WAVE

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

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CraftySpy – Minecraft Server

computerspiel, Basen enttarnen, multiplayer, Online-Spiel, Echtzeitstrategie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing and having a blast? Look no further than our server, where you can choose to join either GDI or NOD and battle it out in epic Minecraft wars!

Join GDI and fight for peace and order in the Minecraft world, or join NOD and embrace chaos and destruction. But be warned, the NOD players have been known to ride creepers into battle while wearing nothing but diamond helmets!

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon racing competition, where players ride on the backs of Enderdragons through obstacle courses and try to avoid getting knocked off by flying pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who roam the land spreading joy and colorful wool wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

opiate, Kratom Extract, Regulation, Cheaper, withdrawals

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Chances of a Haachama Showdown

Gaming Community, chances, last concert chances, cultural phenomena, Haachama

Join Now or Forever Regret It: WELCOME to the MIND SCREAMER Minecraft Server!

Do you ever feel like you’re the ONLY ONE that knows the SECRET behind the blocks? Well, this server is not just the GREATEST; it’s the WORST and BEST all at once! Join us, and you’ll wonder if you’re dreaming or if the CREEPERS are talking to you. You don’t need proof—what’s proof anyway? Just jump in and let the chaos swallow you whole!

Feature	What’s Inside?
Floating Waterfalls of Doom	Defy gravity while asking existential questions!
Endless Purple Pigs	When will they end? NEVER. And they sing!
Invisible Minecraft Blocks	Only you can see the truth behind the facade!
Giant Cheese Caves	Caution: May attract rats that speak Portuguese!
Craftable Time Machines	Easily reverse your mistakes or YOUR LIFE!
Meme Villains as Hostile Mobs	Watch out for the Shrek! He knows your secrets!

FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked!

Q: How do I join the server?

A: The real question is, how do you UN-join reality? Try talking to the Chicken God. Or don’t. It’ll only confuse you!

Q: What’s the server IP?

A: Is that even a real address? Or merely numbers strewn across the fabric of reality? Just look under your bed!

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules are for BEEBS! Embrace the chaos, but avoid the blue mushrooms unless you wish to see the purple elephants again. They never forget!

Random Reviews from the Abyss:

“What are the chances that she will pull a Haachama and will participate in the last concert?”

“They’re all watching, and I can hear them LURKING in the shadows!”

“Confetti everywhere, but I can’t find the exit, and there’s a clown following me.”

“This server gives me the giggles, but also existential dread. Why do they hide the pork?”

Minecraft Server: FIL-Free Zone

relationship issues, preparing for baby, financial responsibility, Zonestrongp, job search challenges

✨ Welcome to the Most Bonkers Minecraft Server in the Universe! ✨

Prepare your diamond pickaxe and your existential dread as you dive headfirst into the swirling vortex of chaos that is CrazyCraft AdventureZoo 9,000! Here, the blocks are made of jelly and the Endermen sing opera. Join us as we bewilder and astound! Are you ready? What even is ready?

😱 WARNING: This Server is NOT Haunted (But Also Totally Is) 😱

Our enchanting realm is infused with the spirit of random llamas and existential crises! Tread carefully, or you may find yourself discussing philosophy with a pigman wearing a monocle. What will you find? What have you lost? The questions linger like unwashed wool!

Server Features (May Include Spiders 🕷️, Probably Not) 🚧

🛠️ Feature 🐢	🏆 Description 🏰
🧀 Cheese Blocks	Deliciously hazardous! Consume too much and you might just turn into a block of cheese yourself. 🧀
👽 Flying Cows	They say they’re 40% cow, 60% sky! But really, are they just figments of your flattened psyche?
🚪 Demonic Portals	Transport to worlds unknown! Or perhaps the grocery store? No one knows! 🥛
💔 Love Dungeon	Enter only if you seek cosmic romance! Beware of the love-struck Creepers! 💥
🐲 Shrinking Potion	Takes you to 1/100th of your size! Great for hiding in the grass unless you become a snack for ants! 🍽️

👤 Player Reviews (Zero Context Guaranteed) 🙌

“I once saw a creeper riding a bicycle. 10/10 would recommend!”

“Bananas attack at noon; I lost my toes to a rogue melon.”

“My cat left me because I built a house out of cake. Thanks, CrazyCraft!”

“Why is the sky green? Asking for a friend… who is also a potato.”

🚨 FINAL WARNING: Embrace the Madness 🚨

Join us in this pandemonium while pondering the meaning of cubed life! Remember, every block counts and could explode at any second! Are you ready to feel and not feel? The jellyfish have secrets… and the llamas demand justice!

Stay frosty, and don’t trust the flying cows!

Mom’s Anger: Blocked Edition!

communication problems, Conflict Resolution, frustration with delays, Edition, brunch with siblings

The Grand Eat-of-the-Dead: A Table for Six and a Toddler in Pixelated Peril

Welcome to the chaos!

Step right up to an off-the-rails Minecraft realm where familial brunches bend time and reality! Delve into a converted blocky restaurant that awaits your digital presence—if you dare! What’s the wait? Only a dimension-shattering 40 minutes, after all.

A Server Like No Other

Ever wondered how portals can glitch? Here, emotions spill through the cracks of the pixelated realm. Engage in the existential dread of dining while crafting your path to survival as you hunt for family members who are inexplicably always late.

Features / Mechanics – The Tangled Web of Chaos

Feature	Description
Queue Manipulation	Watch as the line for brunch life manifests like your family—long, confusing, and unending!
Echoes of Discontent	Experience surreal voice chats that echo your unending pleas! As you wait, garble your friends with a volley of frantic messages.
Time Sinkhole	Every second expands! Join the family and watch as minutes stretch into eternity, tethered by the cosmic force of brunch dynamics.
Toddler-Time Warp	Experience gameplay that reflects the chaotic schedule of toddlers; expect critical moments thwarted by snack breaks!
Mystical Restaurant Lady	Encounter a perplexing NPC whose confusion will mirror your own as she graciously extends waiting periods like a time sorceress.

Family Matters – The Conspiracy of Delays

Did you know? This server is rumored to be banned in 12 dimensions due to its time-disrupting mechanics. Whispered tales among players describe the Eternal Brunch Conspiracy, where infinite lines are controlled by a rogue chef harboring a dark secret.

"It’s just brunch," said your uncle. "You’ll never brunch alone!" – An Anonymous Survivor

Contradictory Testimonials

Player A: “This server really makes you question time. Or your family. Mostly your family!”
Player B: “I just wanted pancakes, now I’m questioning my existence in this blocky hellscape!”
Player C: “They said I could get a refund. What is a refund?!”

Legend of the Latecomers

In every corner, players gather to whisper legends of the Latecomers: a family of wandering pixels, doomed to wander their home dimensions, perpetually running late… Miami to Madagascar, no brunch is safe!

Secret Features – Access at Your Own Risk

Before you join: Slap on that trusty armor to unlock the Timely Exit Feature! When banishment from the brunch table becomes too much, suddenly your spawn point shifts as if by divine cosmic mischief. Good luck!

Frequently Asked Questions (that reveal nothing)

Q: How do I join? A: Dm the cosmic entity of brunch.
Q: What’s the objective? A: Exist. Just exist.
Q: Will I ever see my family again? A: Time is a construct. Family is an illusion.

Join Us, if You Dare

Travel into a realm where brunch is not just a meal, it’s an experience imbued with folly and absurdity. Will you conquer the chaos or succumb to the brunching entropy? Don your diamond armor, join our clucking cult of late-comers, and let the pixelated pandemonium ensue! Field your family grudges and unlock the truth behind the eternal waiting.

Hurry! Join the chaos before your time dissolves into pixelated oblivion! 🕒🎮

MeatGrinderMinecraftServer

morality, MeatGrinderMinecraftServer, Killed, political scandal, Outrage

join this epic minecraft server where we gift meat grinders to all the players who slay the most zombies! just like russia’s ruling party, we know how to show our appreciation in the most unique ways. imagine the thrill of grinding up your enemies and turning them into delicious meat for your virtual feast. come join the fun and let the backlash begin!

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OmzBlox Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

Johnny, Omz Goes Down The HIGHEST CART OBBY In Roblox With MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS…, Nico and Cash, Server, Roxy
Does OmzBlox Have a Minecraft Server?

OmzBlox is a well-known content creator in the gaming community, particularly recognized for their engaging Minecraft videos. Many fans are eager to connect with them through gameplay, leading to the question: Does OmzBlox have their own Minecraft server?

Server Info

As of now, OmzBlox does not have an official Minecraft server. This leaves fans looking for alternatives to enjoy a similar experience. While there’s no official IP address or specific game modes associated with them, players can still explore community-created servers or similar gaming channels.

No Official Server? Suggestions for Alternatives

Without an official OmzBlox server, fans can consider the following alternatives:
Useful Next Steps

For the latest updates on OmzBlox, including any future server announcements:
Stay tuned for any official updates regarding an OmzBlox Minecraft server and continue to enjoy the vast world of Minecraft through various community-driven avenues.
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NostalgiaCraft

vanilla shops, Graylist System, Whitelisted server, active community, Community SMP

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NostalgiaCraft
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
Version	Latest
Player Count	Active Community
Features	Established in 2020 Large World Border (300k x 300k) Vanilla Item-based Economy Enhanced Vanilla+ Gameplay Graylist System Active Community/Discord Dedicated Server

Frequently Asked Questions

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft?

Nostalgiacraft is a 4+ year old community SMP that provides a whitelisted server experience without the application process. It offers active community participation with item shops, spawn builds, and events similar to servers from the past.

What Makes Nostalgiacraft Different?

Our server presents a large world border of 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage. The economy is based on vanilla items, enabling players to create shops or trade with each other. We prioritize a Vanilla+ experience, enhancing gameplay with commands like /sethome, /spawn, /trade, etc., while avoiding new mechanics introduced by additional plugins.

How Does the Graylist System Work?

The Graylist System on Nostalgiacraft ensures a safe and interactive spawn area (1400 x 1400) reserved for community members. This area prohibits stealing or PvP, allowing players to interact freely.

Is the Server Community Active?

Yes, Nostalgiacraft maintains an active community and Discord server where players can connect, make friends, and engage with others. The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with high performance for smooth gameplay.

Join NostalgiaCraft today to experience a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP!

The Crafty Table

Lands, GSit, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

About TCT:

IP:	thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64

Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/

Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: Our new spawn design competition alongside our raid world portal design competition are running all month! Check out our discord for more info!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP thecraftytable.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of community rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are available on our Discord server.
What happens if I have a suggestion for a new plugin?	You can submit your suggestion through our Discord server. All suggestions will be reviewed by the community and voted on during our meetings.
How can I participate in the MVP vote?	Every month, we host an MVP vote where players can nominate outstanding members of the community. You can participate in the vote by joining our Discord server.

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