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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3978 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4389 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!