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Asuka’s Minecraft Server: Birthday Bash

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1285	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Star Shards Collected:	53
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness Asuka’s adoptive Mom calling her on her birthday, only to lose to an angel on Christmas day because, well, why not? And don’t even get us started on Kaworu and Shinji’s epic battle on New Year’s Day – who knew virtual blocks could cause so much chaos? Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

> REPORTS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST NOT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got reports of Trump supporters mysteriously disappearing and Trump himself in panic mode – talk about drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few political scandals. Who knows what will happen next on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	6598
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.

But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver

Minecraft SMP – Honkai Star Rail General

Anime, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, gacha, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, hsrg, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, mobile game, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ores Mined:	9165
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Items Found:	6227
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have epic trailers for every update, like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “No Dazzle, No Break.” Plus, we have animated shorts that will blow your mind, such as “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll.”

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for the ooftroop Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7154	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mines Excavated:	2075
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	90
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Void Gems Collected:	39

Ooftroop is a dynamic and energetic musical group known for their captivating performances and unique blend of genres, incorporating elements of funk, hip-hop, and jazz. With infectious grooves and powerful vocals, Ooftroop creates an electrifying atmosphere that keeps audiences moving and grooving. Their innovative sound and energetic stage presence have garnered them a loyal following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bonding, Boys, bros, camaraderie, Chaos, Craft, Friends, Fun, Game, Germans, group, House, Minecraft, Mischief, Neighborhood, Party, pranks, Server, Starting, throwing shit, troublemakers, Vandalism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	881135	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	8471
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	163	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

Bait, Consciousness, console, cope, coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Failure, full of myself, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Problems, prove a point, reason, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Stand, Stubborn, suffer, Suffering, vivid, well adjusted, willful ignorance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).