NoCousinAllowedMC Minecraft Servers

NoCousinAllowedMC Minecraft Servers

  • NoCousinAllowedMC

    NoCousinAllowedMC
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3573
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Runes Activated: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and respecting personal space? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy house with a strict but loving land lord, just like OP’s!

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying bills and running errands in a virtual world where family drama doesn’t exist. Build your own empire and never worry about entitled cousins trying to move in without permission.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server offers a peaceful escape where you can relax and unwind without any guilt trips. So come on in and let’s build a world where respect and independence reign supreme!

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3804
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8725
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 4110
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5713 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1998
    Animals Bred: 136 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/federated/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6969
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 332 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchantments Applied: 225
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2868
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 451478 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7607
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 374 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1291 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4297
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Secret Passages Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1658
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 542
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

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