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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9905 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 120 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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