NoClaireNoParty Minecraft Servers

NoClaireNoParty Minecraft Servers

  • NoClaireNoParty – Invite Only!

    NoClaireNoParty – Invite Only!
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1446
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 201
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

    Join us and leave behind the awkward conversations with your cousin Claire who refuses to talk to anyone. No more trying to make small talk with someone who just stares at their phone and gives one-word answers. On our server, the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly players who are here to have a good time.

    Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped by your aunt and uncle to hang out with Claire. Instead, join a community where everyone is welcome and you can make friends at your own pace. No more pressure to be the social butterfly when you just want to relax and play some Minecraft.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build your own world where you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment or expectations. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flower Power Border Control

    Flower Power Border Control
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2802
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!

    But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sleeping Mana’s Promise

    Sleeping Mana’s Promise
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8501
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Votes: 7327
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the theme of the server? The server offers a mix of aesthetics, challenging bosses, magic, technology, and more for a fun and relaxing experience.
    How can I join the server? To join, head over to the Discord and complete the intro for whitelisting.
    Is there a modpack for the server? Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are available in the Discord server for easy access.
    Is the server new? The server is over a year old but recently underwent a reset, providing a fresh new world feeling for players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

    Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 461
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

    NetherWordJokeGoneWrong
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 5916
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

    Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PetriObsessedMC SMP

    PetriObsessedMC SMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 6406
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Dragon Scales Harvested: 262
    Emeralds Found: 6572 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

    But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

    And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

    So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

    CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 6190
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Mines Excavated: 1598 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Veggie Baby Craft Land

    Veggie Baby Craft Land
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 311
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Villages Defended: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Animals Bred: 161
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Votes: 9423
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8729
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    sVanilla Survival Server Overview

    Server sVanilla Survival
    IP Address corn.gg
    Region USA East

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Why choose sVanilla Survival?

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  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7064
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6283 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

    The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

    Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILposterNOPECraft

    MILposterNOPECraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 2248
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 622006 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

    Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

    So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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