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  • EHK’s True Vanilla (no annoying plugins!)

    EHK’s True Vanilla (no annoying plugins!)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of all the servers that have “vanilla” in the title, but then you read on and they boast about commands, cosmetics, and plugins up the wazoo?

    That’s not vanilla.

    Well this is. Actually, really, truly, vanilla Minecraft (the way it was meant to be played).

      No teleports.No /home (so tread carefully).No magic books full of commands.No build protections. No fancy spawn zone.No advertising.

    …And no special privileges for “donors”!

    This is the real deal. Vanilla, public, Minecraft multiplayer. Just like back in the day.

    Admin is an old school MC player going back to the beta days, a former griefer with a sense of humor, does not take the game too seriously, and does not go on powertrips.

    FreedomChat is one of the (very) few plugins in use. Free speech, foul language, and political in-correctness are all welcome. You must turn off “Only Show Secure Chat” in your Minecraft client. Admin assumes zero responsibility for the speech (or actions) of players.

    As a general rule, griefing is not allowed. Exceptions might be made for greifing that is actually creative, skillful, and funny. Randomly pouring lava and smashing chests is dumb and unoriginal. In the interest of keeping things vanilla, hacked/modded clients are also not allowed. Suspected modders/X-rayers will be monitored for suspicious behavior and subsequently banned if caught. OptiFine and shaders are approved, as they do not affect gameplay.

    What do I mean by creative and skillful griefing?

    -Tunneling under someone’s base and silently stealing, one item at a time, very slowly from just under their nose.-Leaving funny/mean signs.-Smashing their bed, and only their bed, so they have to walk all the way back home.-Growing trees all over the place so they have to cut them all down.-Walling them inside.-Rearranging their stuff, but not actually stealing anything.-Redecorating in a new motif.-Etc, etc.

    Basically smaller scale prank type of griefs. Things that don’t actually undo hours of someone’s effort on a build. Use good judgment. Mindless destruction with TNT, flint and steel, lava, etc. will get you banned.

    Just because it is vanilla, doesn’t mean it’s anarchy.

    Also check out the sister server, the semi-vanilla BeeCraft, at apx2194814.apexmc.co – Very similar but includes some QoL improvements like /tpa, essentials, etc.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

    IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring mainland Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to islandpipo – the craziest, wackiest, and most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on!

    Join us on islandpipo and experience a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.

    But that’s not all – on islandpipo, you can ride on the backs of dolphins through rainbow-colored waterfalls, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So why waste your time on boring old mainland servers when you can join the party on islandpipo? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

    Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your imaginary internet money going down the drain? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the currency flows like water from your toilet faucet – and don’t worry, it’s perfectly drinkable!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.

    Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

    ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

    Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

    With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

    Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExSMPNightmare

    ExSMPNightmare

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP