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NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	252	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6927	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring, mainstream anime servers? Are you looking for something truly expressionistic and unique? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the FLCL of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.

Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Purrrfectly Crafted Catnip Kingdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7065	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is filled with post cat boys! That’s right, adorable cat boys running around, building, and causing mischief.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the wealth you could accumulate with a flock of these feathered friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? That’s right, pigs soaring through the air like majestic bacon-filled balloons.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	2833	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Romanian neighbor that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it, they have superpowers and can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wrist. Join now for the chance to witness this mystical being in action! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Romanian neighbor on your side?

HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!

content creators, CREEPERS, digital content, Eliramama, Ennamama, HoloCraft, hololive, internet humor, internet trends, Japanese entertainment, Japanese idols, Meme culture, Nijisanji, online communities, online entertainment, online fandoms, online personalities, Resist, social media, viral, viral memes, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of all the hololive memes taking over your feed? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we only meme about nijisanji! That’s right, say goodbye to all those pesky hololive references and hello to Eliramama, Ennamama, and so much more ridiculousness.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition

2D, Adventure, brothers, Characters, Childhood, classic, Edition, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, iconic, Mario, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, Nostalgia, platformer, Retro, Super Mario, Twins, video game

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to jump into a whole new world of madness with Mario Twins! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a pair of twin Italian plumbers who are always getting into wacky adventures. One time, they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant pizza and had to fend off hungry creepers with spaghetti noodles!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers and Diamonds Collide!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Votes:	7852	New Chunks Explored:	152526
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game. Little did they know, this portal led to a dimension where everything was on fire and giant creepers roamed the land. But instead of running away like sane people, they decided to stay and build a thriving community in this apocalyptic world.

Now, our server is known for its insane challenges and crazy events. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigs to racing against time to find the rarest diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did I mention the lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us. But remember, on this server, we’re all gonna fucking die… of laughter!