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Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Secret Passages Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

achievement, AMBITION, aspiration, Crafty, cravings, desire, determination, dreams, DRIVE, fulfillment, goal-setting, growth, inspiration, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, progress, purpose, Self Discovery, self improvement, success

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Potions Brewed:	126
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Farms Harvested:	987	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	6468	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

StopKillingMePlz

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2160	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Emeralds Found:	4363	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1147	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3542	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!