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NoCashForH8rsMC

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ores Mined:	6071	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ores Mined:	3933	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	875	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Votes:	9981	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FireKillerCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Blocky Brits

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4451	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	1572	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!