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Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Items Found:	5390	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Votes:	5266	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	3220	New Chunks Explored:	371797
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime industry, Anime Series, BUILD, character names, Characters, cultural references, Epic, fictional names, foreign language, German, German influence, german language, German names, Japanese culture, language diversity, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga industry, manga series, names, naming conventions, WienerCraft, worlds

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8839
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	954156
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	5223	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!